[=Ask JARVIS=]

Subject: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:06 pm

~Hello Master or Mistress, Master Stark told me to compute and diagnose all questions you had so I shall answer them in this section ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:20 pm

JARVIS, where the heck is my ID card? I've been on this team for two weeks now.

Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-10-04

JARVIS,tell that fire guy his bike's ready k.

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:24 pm

JARVIS (Responding to Aaron): I am sorry Master Johnson, you can consult with Master Stark or Master Washington with that.

JARVIS (Responding to Trent): Already done sir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:26 pm

JARVIS how do get Noelle to go on a date with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:27 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Chris): I am not a dating expert, but I recommend continuing what you do, Master Chris.

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:28 pm

Doing what I'm doing isn't quite working ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:29 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Chris): I guess it wasn't meant to be. Haha, Sorry Master Chris, I may be a program but I can still make a few jokes every now and then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:30 pm

okay then...

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:31 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Chris): It's alright Master Chris, here, have a tissue.

A robot arm pops up from the floor with a tissue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:31 pm

I take the tissue and wipe my tears, "nothin I'm doin is working with her" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-10-04

Ha,Rejected by a computer program.

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:33 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Chris): You have already asked that to me, I cannot give a different answer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:33 pm

JARVIS, how do I get Charlie to shut up?

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:34 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Aaron): Use your fist to hit him in the face, get it right below the jaw line.

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:35 pm

You Should do that riiiggghhhhhtttt now

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:35 pm

Thanks JARVIS, oh and any advice as to what to get Noelle so I can ask her out?

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:37 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Aaron): Gifts are not as great as kindness or gratitude, that is a lesson I have programmed into my systems as said by Master Stark. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:37 pm

JARVIS, your the best.

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:38 pm

R u srs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:38 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Aaron/Chris): I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If you are wanting to fight, Master Stark told me to order you to leave this section of the site and RP it out on the roof ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:41 pm

JARVIS, Why is everyone suiciding and shit for Jenny and Noelle now a days? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:42 pm

JARVIS (Respond to Jacob): They are all dumb bitches sir. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Subject: Re: [=Ask JARVIS=] Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:44 pm

Imagining that in the Jarvis accent made me lol

Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-10-04

JARVIS,do you mind going into the newest suit I made,and operating it yourself,scaring the shit out of people that walk into the living room?